Rofl, so obvious, but people still fall for it

A bunch of links, all from Grimhelm's First War of the Ring site...

The Main Page
The Parody Film
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

And there are more on the main page.

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This may be old, but it's still funny:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html

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Dagster

Nice!!!

Hahaha horrible, Imagine Jar-Jaromir in the movies, it would be sooooooo over the top.

Rueben

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Once again, Ingold finds something hilarious.

Many of you living in the British Isles may have seen the "CompareTheMarket.Com" ads with the meerkats, and guess what? IT'S A REAL MEERKAT WEBSITE! (Link)

Here's one of the FAQ's:

Q: Is it true that 97% of people could save on their car insurance with you?
A: Are you son of mongoose?! This is not comparethemarket.com! I am not insuring your car! Meerkat, market – know the difference!

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

lol

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lol this one is good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKHbSxnfB8

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"The board is set, the pieces are moving."
Gandalf, The Return of the King

www.YouTube.com/LotrWarhammer24

I have a joke similar to amarthadan's beginning one:

Mean Green Gasoline:

One day, a man driving a ferarri pulls up to a gas station and sees on the gas pump: NEW! mean green gasoline! guaranteed to make your car go faster and longer! So he fills up on mean green gasoline. He's driving along a country road when all of a sudden, his car stops. (this part's important) on his left is a field full of cows, and on his right is a house. He walks up to the house and knocks on the door, and an old lady answers. He asks, "My car broke down, can i stay here for the night?" She says that he can stay, and tells him that his room is up the stairs, the door on the right.(important)

Earlier that day, a man driving a porsche stops at the same gas station, fills up on mean green gasoline, and takes the same route, and his car breaks down right next to the other one. He walks up to the house, knocks on the door, and the old lady answers. He tells her what happened, and she tells him that his room is up the stairs, the door on the left.(important)

Earlier that day, A teenager driving his parent's old sedan stops at the same gas station, fills up on mean green gasoline, and takes the same route, and his car breaks down right next to the other two. He walks up to the house, tells the old lady what happened, and she says his room is up the stairs, down the hall, the door on the right.

The next morning, the second guy wakes up first, and the old lady is already up. She asks him, "Cheerios or lucky charms?" He says cheerios, eats and leaves. The first guy woke up a little later and he was asked the same question. he said lucky charms, ate and left. The teenager slept in until about noon, he comes downstairs and is asked the same question. he says cheerios, eats and leaves.

What is the moral of the story?

[spoiler] Cheerios are chosen more than lucky charms! [/spoiler]

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Uruk Hai Stealth Bomber

You just wasted 2 minutes of my life,











and I want them back

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dang, i was getting into that too.

time waster!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK HIM

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That... was... the... best... story.... EVER!




Oh hang on, no it wasn't.
As if we didn't already know that it were true.

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

lol , TOO BAD!

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Well, at least one person has gotten a laugh out of the recent posts on this thread...

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All right, one that might seem strange but is quite funny

All great phycisist in heaven are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is the first one to count, and as he starts the others run away, all but one. Newton stood still and then he drawed a sqaure sided a meter below his feet. When Einstein reached hundred he turned and said to Newton: "I see you, why didn't you go hide yourself!"
He answered: 'You don't see me, I'm Newton par square meter, I'm Pascal'

this one is a bit better

A physisist and an engineer, feeling they did to much for science and to few for sociality decided to join the firefighters. They first got a couple off test firstly they each had to go into a room, there was a fire and a bucket of water next to it. They both took their bucket of water and quenched it.
Then the next test, a little harder, there was a fire and a table, on which stood a bucket of water. The engineer goes in, takes the bucket and quenched the water. Then the physisist goes in takes the bucket and puts it on the floor saying 'I've reduced this problem to the former'

now some nonphysics jokes

What's pink, about to explode and scratching the window


a baby in the microwave


What's the difference between an truck loaded with babies and a truck loaded with bowlingballs?



You can't unload the the truck with the bowlingbals with a pike

(all right perhaps the latter two were kinda rude )

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@ Adanedhel: First one is indeed funny.:p The others too, but the first one was funnier.:p

Rueben

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thx

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts



[spoiler]he doesnt hes DEAD[/spoiler]

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Haha I know another one of the sort: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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