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SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:43 am

Here are the rules For those who don't know

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:16 am

NarsilReforged wrote:

Sebastian realises that NarsilReforged has never played the game and no-body explained the rules to him. Sebastian bites Gwaihir's beak off for his ignorance.

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:21 am

Thranduil realises that he is the only awesome elf in the series, so awesome that people will cheer if he kicks an irritating little spiked rodent in the head.

Thranduil +5
Sebastian-10

Azog: 120
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 80
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 70
Brego: 70
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 75
Yazneg: 100
Bolg: 95
Gwaihir: 95
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 75

NarsilReforged · **Joined:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:13 am **Posts:** 316

Cool. Thanks Sid.

VandalCabbage · **Joined:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:12 pm **Posts:** 286

Suffering from the spines of Sebastian driven deep into one of his verucas, Thranduil screams in pain. He falls heavily on Sebastian and crushes him, causing all of the spines to dissolve Phantom Menace style. Feeling much better, Thranduil goes to passively-aggressively shout at Haldir, who with his newfound confidence ignores him and promptly beats him at elf cricket.

Sebastian -10
Haldir +5

Azog: 120
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 70
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 75
Yazneg: 100
Bolg: 95
Gwaihir: 95
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 75

Knife in the Dark · **Posted:** Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:13 pm

Brego realizes that he and Bergil have been ignored this entire time. In a desperate cry out for attention Brego smacks Bergil in the face.

Brego+5
Bergil-10

Azog: 120
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 75
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: 100
Bolg: 95
Gwaihir: 95
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 75

Hill-Troll · **Posted:** Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:16 pm

The great goblin tries to ride gwaihir. As gwaihir crashes he looses some feathers. Bolg makes himself look pretty with them and goes to annoy his dad.

Bolg: +5
Gwaihir: -10

Azog: 120
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 75
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: 100
Bolg: 100
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 75

Thorin · **Joined:** Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:43 pm **Posts:** 41

Bolg tries to cuddle not Legolas but Legolas' dad instead. Finally having experienced the meaning of cuddling someone to pieces, Bolg proceeds finding his teddy bear.

Bolg +5
Thranduil -10

Azog: 120
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 75
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: 100
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 65

Lord Maedhros · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:36 am

Azog realizes he has been relatively ignored by everyone and beats the Devlan Mud out of Yazneg when he comes to report. feeling much better he goes to beat the Devlan Mud out of Bolg.

Azog +5
Yazneg -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 75
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 65
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 65

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:52 am

Knife in the Dark wrote:

In a desperate cry out for attention Brego smacks Bergil in the face.

Bergil, very confused that he was smacked by a horse that doesn't even exist when he was alive

Bergil goes back to Brego, and explains all this to him, creating a rift in the space time continuum. Brego is confused by all this. This pleases Bergil.

Bergil +5
Brego -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 60
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 60
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 65

SidTheSloth · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:37 am

Seb sees Grima for the worm he is and starts eating him.

Seb +5
Grima Wormtongue -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 50
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 100
Thranduil: 65

VandalCabbage · **Joined:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:12 pm **Posts:** 286

Grima poisions Grinnah and sets himself up as the Great Goblin's new adviser. However the resulting attempt to rebrand the Great Goblin as the Goblin king causes a PR fiasco and GG's popularity declines.

Grima +5
Great Goblin -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 55
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 90
Thranduil: 65

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:34 pm

As a result of Grima's inadequacies (in more places than one) the Great Goblin pummels him with a mace and sends him hurtling back to Isengard like a whimpering cur to join the rest of the hippy Isengarders.

Great Goblin +5
Grima -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 45
Treebeard: 145
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 95
Thranduil: 65

Galadrin · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:34 pm

Treebeard wakes up and finally realises a game is going on. As he turns to survey the field, he accidently steps on Thranduil.

Treebeard +5
Thranduil -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 45
Treebeard: 150
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 85
Great Goblin: 95
Thranduil: 55

Lord Maedhros · **Posted:** Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:54 pm

Gwahir decides to build a nest, he picks up Treebeard and starts to carry him to his cliff. Treebeard starts Ho Humming and Gwahir drops him.

Gwahir +5
Treebeard -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 45
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 95
Thranduil: 55

Hill-Troll · **Posted:** Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:05 pm

Bolg gets angry because Azog wouldn't buy him a warg. (all little orcs love wargs!) He punches Thranduil and feels much better now.

Bolg:+5
Thranduil:-10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 45
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 95
Thranduil: 45

GothmogtheWerewolf · **Posted:** Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:36 pm

Thranduil has begun to wonder why everyone hates him even though he's still the only awesome Elf in the series, so he places a banana skin outside Orthanc which clumsy Grima trips up over.

Thranduil: +5
Grima Wormtongue: -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 65
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 35
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 95
Thranduil: 50

Galadrin · **Posted:** Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:37 am

Sebastion curls up in the sun, pleased no-one has picked on him for a while. Unfortunately the Great Goblin trips over him and is sent sprawling.

Sebastian: +5
tGG: -10

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 70
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 35
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 85
Thranduil: 50

I Am Frodo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:56 am

I rolled a dice and got a five, and that equates to 20 points damage to whoever i want. Seeing Grima is the lowest, ill give it to him.

Grima is walking around, thinking about the monobrow he had, and the silly idea to wax it off. Now he is left with just a bare forehed, when...BANG!!! A meteor falls from the sky and lands on top of him. Little did Grima know that the meteor was a dice thrown from the brilliant and incredibly handsome ''I am Frodo". The dice landed on a five.

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 70
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 15
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 85
Thranduil: 50

Hill-Troll · **Posted:** Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:12 pm

A Hill-Troll sees thranduil, and throws him a dice against the head resulting in a 6!

Thranduil:-20

Azog: 125
Radagast: 85
Smaug: 140
Haldir: 85
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 70
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: 15
Treebeard: 140
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: 90
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 90
Great Goblin: 85
Thranduil: 30

If you havent noticed yet, I want Thranduil dead! Luckily my dice resulted in a 6.

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