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WhoelsebutHaldir
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
 Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:26 am
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Location: Wondering why I'm in Rohan
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Sebastian, seeking revenge, returns later and gnaws on treebeards foot. Treebeard awakes, much to his discontent, to find that one of his toes is missing.
Treebeard -10
Sebastian +5
Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 140
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 120
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 50
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote][/quote]
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Galadrin
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:08 am
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Treebeard, unbalanced by his missing toe, sits down on a nice soft cushion (aka the Great Goblin), while he re-grows his toe.
The great goblin -10
Treebeard +5
Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 140
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 40
Thranduil: DEAD
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GothmogtheWerewolf
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:59 am
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The Great Goblin sits on Haldir.
Haldir -10
Great Goblin +5
Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 45
Thranduil: DEAD
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Hill-Troll
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:03 pm
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Radagast grounds Sebastian because he hasn't been home in a few days.
He then proceeds to eat magic mushroom (no pun intended) soup.
Radagast:+5
Sebastian:-10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 130
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 20
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 45
Thranduil: DEAD
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VandalCabbage
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:18 pm
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Haldir hacks his way out of the great goblin's stomach armed with nothing but a rusty case file. He then proceeds to acquire the rights for the name Great Goblin, forcing the Great Goblin to settle out of court.
Haldir +5
GG -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 135
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 20
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 35
Thranduil: DEAD
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They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
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WhoelsebutHaldir
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:25 pm
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Location: Wondering why I'm in Rohan
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Sebastian realizes he can outlast the Great Goblin if he tries. With that in mind, he desides to sneak into goblin town and leave spikes on all the walkways. The next time there are intruders, all the goblins fall over with holes in their feet and the potential prisoners escape. The great Goblin hurts his back after throwing over 50 of his subordinates into walls.
Sebastian +5
GG -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 135
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 25
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]
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Highlordell
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:02 pm
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Radagast, still reeling from his mushroom soup, decides to walk it off in eastern Mirkwood. Little does he know Haldir is just returning from his accident with the Great Goblin. Already suffering from poor vision, the site of a blood and guts covered elf crossing his path causes Radagast great alarm. He whacks Haldir over the head with his staff, knocking him unconcious.
Radagast: +5
Haldir: -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 125
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 25
Thranduil: DEAD
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when they fare away over the fishes' bath,
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Thorin
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:59 pm
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Bolg wants to prove that he is stronger than his father and arm-wrestles Treebeard, breaking the latter ones' arm off.
Bolg +5
Treebeard -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 125
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 70
Great Goblin: 25
Thranduil: DEAD
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GothmogtheWerewolf
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:59 am
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Haldir tries to ride on Gwaihir but the poor eagle cannot take the weight, so he drops the Elf over a field of nettles and goes and gets himself an ice cream.
Gwaihir +5
Haldir -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 25
Thranduil: DEAD
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-FSM.
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Knife in the Dark
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:20 am
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Since Sebastian is one of Haldir's patron's of his law firm. Haldir knew he would be dropped of Gwaihir and aims his landing right on top of the Great Goblin. The fall saved Haldir from harm, but the Great Goblin's blubbery mass didn't save him this time.
Haldir:+5
Great Goblin:-10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 120
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 15
Thranduil: DEAD
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Hill-Troll
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:18 pm
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the Great goblin is now angry and sits on Haldir.
Haldir:-10
GG:+5
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 20
Thranduil: DEAD
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VandalCabbage
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:57 pm
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Haldir is soooo sick of all these creeps sitting on him. He picks the Great Goblin off of himself and rips his buttocks off with his bare hands. Then he goes off to finish other business.
Haldir: +5
GG: -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 10
Thranduil: DEAD
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"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.
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GothmogtheWerewolf
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:20 pm
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...Only to find himself immediately right under the Great Goblin again, only this time, Haldir me out from the experience rather brown and sticky.
The Greatest of Goblins: +5
Haldir: -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 15
Thranduil: DEAD
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-FSM.
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SouthernDunedain
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:49 pm
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Azog is mad at the GG for failing to part Thorin's Head from his shoulders and smacks him repeatedly with his mace. He also informs him that ''Now thats what I can Goblin Town'' sucks and hasnt even charted. The GG crys.
Haldir laughs and skips away.
Haldir + 5
Great Goblin -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: 5
Thranduil: DEAD
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Hill-Troll
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:43 pm
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Someonekillf***ing Haldirgodd***itIwanthimtodieGGisfarbetterthanhim.
Sorry if the swearing is agaimst zhe rules.
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WhoelsebutHaldir
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:45 am
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Haldir decides to end this weird obsession with him and the GG's butt. He decides to toss the great goblin off the lonely mountain and onto Bolgs corpse,or soon to be corpse...
Haldir + 5
Great Goblin -10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 115
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 120
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]
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Fight! Fight to the last man!
If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance
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Hill-Troll
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:19 pm
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Bolg is angry and decides to follow in the great goblin's footsteps and sits on Haldir...
Biolg:+5
Haldir:-10
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 125
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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VandalCabbage
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:03 pm
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While his son is preoccupied with Haldir, Azog sees the perfect time to take back his throne. He sneaks up on Bolg and performs a judo throw on him down a mountain. Haldir sues the Valar for not making Arda a more friendly place and wins a lawsuit that allows him to pay for an anti-butt ward spell.
Bolg - 10
Haldir +5
Azog: 80
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 110
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD
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"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.
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Hill-Troll
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:59 pm
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Haldir is going down as soon as I can post agaim...
Stop hurting my favourite heroes!
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VandalCabbage
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Post subject: Re: Eat Hero, Hurt Hero, Heal Hero 2
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:28 pm
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In all good sport... we shall see!
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"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.
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