Good one Grim (and Amarthadan)
Didn't we use to have a Riddle thread (not the LOTR quiz, I mean a different thread for riddle?) oh so long ago?
So here is one of my current (clean joke) favorites...
This duck walks into a bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him and says, "What ya want?" The duck says (in a very ducklike way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares and replies, "This is a bar, we ain't got no duck food". The duck shrugs, hops down and walks out the door.
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll ya have?" The duck says (in a very duckable way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares and replies, "I told you yesterday, this is a bar, we ain't got no duck food". The duck blinks, shrugs, hops down and walks out the door.
The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him, sighs and says, "What do you want?" The duck says (in a very duckish way) "You have any Duck Food?". The bartender stares (in a very mean bartender way) and (with anger in his voice) replies, "We ain't got no duck food, and if you ask for it one more time I'm gonna nail your foot to the counter!!!". The duck doesn't say a word, hops down and walks out the door.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender looks at him warily, sighs and says, "What do you want?" The duck says (in a completely duck way) "You have any Nails?". The bartender stares in suprise, and then replies, "No, I aint got no nails" "Good" says the duck "You have any Duck Food?"
Cheers